I Suck at Chess

I suck at chess
I suck at chess
I suck at chess
I suck at chess
The more I play, the worse I get
What is a gambit?
I forget
That's okay, I'll still play
I suck at chess
I move the pieces around like I know what to do
But the truth is, I don't have a clue
All my moves are random as fuck
If I do something right, it was pure luck
I've got two horses, runnin' free
Where will they go next?
Just wait and see
Oops, they're in your hands
One, then two
My goodness, I don't know what to do
When I make a blunder, it is louder than thunder
Everybody can see
What I couldn't, apparently
I celebrate when I take a pawn
But ya capture my queen and have a yawn
I'm sorry, queen—I need to look
Before I move a bishop or a rook
I suck at chess
I suck at chess
I suck at chess
I suck at chess
The more I play, the worse I get
What is a gambit?
I forget
That's okay, I'll still play
I suck at chess
I read some tips, like a real go-getter
"If ya see a good move, look for something better"
So I look around the board, but I must confess
I see nothing but a great big mess
This game is tough, like an exam
Sometimes I forget what color I am
Oh right, I'm the color with a king in check
Nowhere safe to go
What the heck?
That's right, checkmate—you won
I had a lot of fun
Win or lose, I'm glad to be alive
Together let's help each other thrive
Imagine everybody having time to play
On this and every other day
Let's make a non-oppressive society
So that everyone can be free