Love Should Come with a Warning

She told me she loved me
'Bout ten times a day
She said that she would die
If I ever went away
Then I got this letter
Cut just like a knife
Said, "I met somebody else
Why don't you have a nice life"

Love should come with a warning (love should come with a warning)
'Cause it can break your heart
One minute that you're falling
Next minute you're falling apart
Love should come with a warning (love should come with a warning)
And a danger sign
Won't somebody help me
Mend this heart of mine

She was smoking and drinking
And I just can't get to sleep
Man, she's a better actress
Than Meryl Streep
I should see her right up there
On the silver screen
I'm telling you now
She'd steal every scene

Love should come with a warning (love should come with a warning)
It can break your heart
One minute, one minute you're falling
And your next you're falling apart
Love should come with a warning (love should come with a warning)
And a danger sign
Won't somebody help me, help me
Mend this heart of mine
One more time
Love should come with a warning (love should come with a warning)
And a danger sign
Won't somebody help me
Mend this heart of mine