Uh, yo that dropped out what the fuck?
How do I, hang on
Oh, there we go
Shits fuckin' banging, ok, yo
Yeah uh, first up I'd just like to say um
Fuck you, Thomas
Look at me now
Up in fucking, Zef Studios, South Africa
Where are you?
Still living at your mom's house
Anyway, tell her I say hi

Yo, my life is porno
Got all these sexy girls loving my raw flow
Like this one chick with the fat bum and the tight little corn rolls
Woke me up and said, "Smiley I've got a sore throat"
"And sore bum from last night", yeah I've got a fat dick
When she first saw it she was like, "It's fuckin' gigantic!"
In the candlelight I made the vibe all nice and romantic
She was way impressed, she said, "I've never sucked a dick that big!"
I don't really like skinny bitches I prefer thicker chicks
My dicks obviously not small but Ninjas got a bigger dick
His dick is a miracle I can't take my eyes off it
I promise I'm not gay but I kind've admire it
I respect Ninja a lot 'cause he's a really good rhymer
When we hit the town we drown in a fuckin' sea of vagina
I recently moved to LA and uh, I must say LA is nice
Plus all the girls there really like fucking famous guys
I like girls company but I'm also happy to stay at home
All day alone, high as fuck wanking to Game Of Thrones
I really miss Kaleesi Game of Thrones was my favorite show
If I dated her we wouldn't fuck straight away we'd just take it slow
Girls think I'm mysterious 'cause I fuck with a mask on
I'm not a two minute noodle yeah baby I last long
'Cause if a girl doesn't come then I feel like a failure
Smiley a young OG from Australia


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