Pull My Finger

[Verse]
I shit my pants last Saturday night
Them Brussels sprouts never treat me right
I had a few bowls of hot tasty chili
Next thing you know I've got poop on my willy
[Bridge]
They say who smelt it, must have dealt it
That's true! It's you!
Smells like sewage, I just can't help it
Blowing my boxers, spraying right through
[Chorus]
Pull my finger, it's gonna be a stinker
Pull my finger, it's the greatest thing ever, girl
Pull my finger, straight out of my sphincter
Pull my finger, I'm stuck here on the shitter
[Verse]
I ate raw chicken, spinach and beans
A red hot anal geyser shooting straight outta me
A lethal putrid dose of number two
You're in the line of fire and my sights are on you
[Bridge]
They say who smelt it, must have dealt it
That's true! It's you!
Diarrhea, my stomach's melting
Liquefied anus, colon spew
[Chorus]
Pull my finger, it's gonna be a stinker
Pull my finger, remnants of my dinner
Pull my finger, this one's gonna linger
Pull my finger, I'm stuck here on the shitter
Just you try and stop me!
[Solo]
[Chorus]
Pull my finger, have a nasal stinger
Pull my finger, this one's gonna linger
Pull my finger, pooping in style
Pull my finger, a fecal surprise
Pull my finger, the toilet is stained
Pull my finger, and I am to blame