Halloween

I shoulda brushed my teeth, I got cavities
Mom and dad said no sugar 'til Halloween
To tell you the truth, I love Baby Ruth
But what it does to my tooth is very uncouth
I love Razzle and Spree but I don't want gum disease
I love Rootbeer Barrels but I'm scared of losing my teeth
I brush twice a day and I'm flossin' for real
Sometimes I need a snack that don't come in a peel
I need something sweet, I feel defeated and weak
Gotta have my fix or homeboy's gonna freak
My bubble's gonna break if I don't get some Bubble Tape
Pouch of Big League Chew will do, Popeye's spinach would be great
Sour Cherries very awesome, Sour Patch is good in batches
Swedish Fish my favorite dish, it satiates the masses
Lemonheads make me pucker, Red Hots make me snots
I'd like some Mike & Ikes, Now & Later if you gots
You know I got the Motts but I hope there's no penance
Afraid I've done some damage now I'm off to the dentist
I shoulda brushed my teeth, I got cavities
Mom and dad said no sugar 'til Halloween
Bad news what, I'm totally busted
My molars are appalling, I've got neglected bicuspids
My mom and dad are mad at me, I gotta couple cavities
Stuck with celery sticks, I've been tricked, it's a tragedy
Apples and oranges which can be delicious
Banana and berries which I've heard are nutritious
My kingdom for a Bottlecap, this crap is malicious
Fall to pieces just like Reeses 'cause these sweets are suspicious
Candy tastes good but it's not good for you
Your parents aren't mad, they truly adore you
We all eat sweets, we know that they're awesome
Your smile should shine like my signal in Gotham
Before I hoover candy I will halt with hesitation
Everything in moderation, even moderation
My chompin' congregation needs brushin' on occasion
Sweets cannot be beat but even teeth need a vacation
I shoulda brushed my teeth, I got cavities
Mom and dad said no sugar 'til Halloween