Nerd Cave

I don't shave when I'm chilling in my nerd cave
Get baked like everyday my birthday
Antisocial with anxiety and acne
So I settle for surround and a flat screen
I know it's wrong all day long in a coma
Watching Troma eating powdered donuts
Got a Big Gulp always time for soda
Can't get up even though I am a grown up
I like to read, smoke weed, throw skeet grenades
I got the cul-de-sac crack, got sticky for days
I got a kid from Mississip' talking shit in my ear
I'd ask everyone over but that would be weird
I like HBO shows, Dead Wood and The Wire
Got all the bounty hunters from coda-buh-ki
I got the Lego 8080s, really like dust
All I ask is that you don't touch my series of busts
But still my exposition is in frankly mint condition
When I get itchin', practice being a magician
When I get tore up; someone's thrown up in the kitchen
That's a kitchenette that you can bet that is bitchin'
I don't shave when I'm chilling in my nerd cave
I get baked like everyday my birthday
Antisocial with anxiety and acne
So I settle for surround and a flat screen
I don't shave when I'm chilling in my nerd cave
Get baked like everyday my birthday
Antisocial with anxiety and acne
So I settle for surround and a flat screen
I start smellin' when I'm dwellin' in my nerd cave
Gotta 'bate 'cause I cannot get a first date
Spank bank eternal case of worst case
I'm a side boob dude watch me burst paste
I know it's bad having a pad as a bachelor
I know it's weak, having to speak dealer password.
Bagel bites is my vice also fast food.
I don't get at you 'cause I'm in a bad mood.
Got a stack of Blockbusters all past due.
Got a stack of back issues in the bathroom.
Got a lack of motivation and a vacuum.
No regrets, just sweats and my tattoos.
I don't shave when I'm chilling in my nerd cave
I get baked like everyday my birthday
Antisocial with anxiety and acne
So I settle for surround and a flat screen
I don't shave when I'm chilling in my nerd cave
Get baked like everyday my birthday
Antisocial with anxiety and acne
So I settle for surround and a flat screen
I don't shave when I'm chilling in my nerd cave
Get baked like everyday my birthday
Antisocial with anxiety and acne
So I settle for surround and a flat screen
I don't shave when I'm chilling in my nerd cave
Get baked like everyday my birthday
Antisocial with anxiety and acne
So I settle for surround and a flat screen