John Sakars

When You Eat Animals You're Being a Fucking Asshole [2017 version]

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When You Eat Animals You're Being a Fucking Asshole [2017 version] Lyrics

Vegans are kind; we respect all life
Usually, I'm a nice person too
I smile very wide
And ask you about your day
And hug you if you are feeling blue
But have you ever wondered
What I've got on my mind when I see you eating
My animal friends?
My thoughts may vary
Depending on my mood
Today I'm feeling just a bit pissed off

When you eat animals, you're bein' a fuckin' asshole
Just tellin' it like it is
I'm just tellin' it like it is
When you eat dairy, you're bein' a fuckin' asshole
Just tellin' it like it is
I'm just tellin' it like it is
When you eat eggs
You're bein' a fuckin' asshole
Just tellin' it like it is
I'm just tellin' it like it is
When you exploit animals, you're bein' a fuckin' asshole
Just tellin' it like it is
I'm just tellin' it like it is

I ate animals, eggs, and dairy
For many, many years
Yes, I used to act
Like a fuckin' asshole too
The fact is I was conditioned by carnism
To believe eating animals is good for you
But now I know different
I am a vegan
I know animals are friends, not food
Learn about animal rights
Like ya know ya should
Until then, allow me to express my mood:

If you want to eat dairy, eat the plant-based kind
Don't pay for someone to shove their hand into a cow's behind
If you want to eat a chicken's ovulations
Eat your own damn secretions
Or excretions
If you want to eat an animal, cut a piece off yourself
Put your privates in a pickle jar and keep it on a shelf
If you want to hurt animals, come get me
I'm a skinny individual, but I'm pretty feisty

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eamon On Oct 26, 2017

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2017-10-26 08:00:19

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