Baby Shakes

Oh, listen here, baby
I’ve got a good story about my wife and I
Had plenty of girlfriends, baby
Had plenty of girls to fuck
and pretend I loved, all the time
Oh, but I’m telling you now that I,
That I just couldn’t wrap my head around her
Oh, but I’m feeling so good, baby
The way she offered her body for such a cheap price
Oh, so nice!
She’s an “earthquake milkshake”
Try to fall in love with the cheapest stripper that you meet,
She’s a “grinding typhoon”
Twenty dollar bill and a bribe and a butter belly
You were so appealing and I just knew
You were gonna be the one to have my child
You were working so hard, baby
The other men wanted you to satisfy
All the time
Oh, but I'm telling you now, baby:
You and I were as sweet a pair as any
You were creeping around baby,
You were creeping around just to support yourself,
What's the problem with that?
Ain't nothing, sugar!
She’s an “earthquake milkshake”
Try to fall in love with the cheapest stripper that you meet
She’s a “grinding typhoon”
Twenty dollar bill and a bribe and a butter belly
Oh, listen here, baby:
You and I were as sweet a pair as any
You were sneaking around but now I know:
Your heart is in debt to me,
and that’s just fine
She’s an “earthquake milkshake”
Try to fall in love with the cheapest stripper that you meet,
She’s a “grinding typhoon”
Twenty dollar bill and a bribe and a butter belly