The Werewolf

Milwaukee man lived a fairly decent life
Made a fairly decent living, had a fairly decent wife
She killed him - sushi knife
Now they're shopping for a fairly decent afterlife
The werewolf is coming
The fact is, most obits are mixed reviews
Life is a lottery a lot of people lose
And the winners, the grinners with money-colored eyes
Eat up all the nuggets, then they order extra fries
The werewolf is coming
The werewolf is coming, you know
The werewolf's coming, the werewolf's coming
Yes, the werewolf is coming, Joe
I hear her howl, prowling on the hill
The werewolf's coming, Bill
Ignorance and arrogance, a national debate
Put the fight in Vegas, that's a billion dollar gate
Revenue, Pay-Per-View should be pretty healthy
The usual deducations, then it all goes to the wealthy
Still, the werewolf's coming
Yeah, the werewolf's coming
I'm not complaining, just the opposite, my friend
I know it's raining but we're coming to the end
Of the rainbow, the lying and spying are through
Oh, you don't know me? Okay, I don't know you too!
The werewolf is coming
The werewolf is coming, you know
The werewolf's coming, the werewolf's coming
Yes, the werewolf is coming, Joe
I hear her howl, prowling on the hill
The werewolf's coming, Bill
You better stock up on water, canned goods off the shelves
And loot some for the old folks, can't loot for themselves
The doorbell's ringing, it could be the elves
But it's probably the werewolf, it's quarter to twelve
And when it's midnight
And the wolf bites
It's a full moon
She really got the appetite
The werewolf's coming
The werewolf
The werewolf