I Am Always DTF

I am always DTF:
Down to flatulate
I am always DTF:
Down to flatulate
I fart in the morning, fart in the night
Passing gas through my ass is a delight
I am always DTF:
Down to flatulate
When I gotta fart, I do not wait
When I gotta fart, I do not hesitate
I let my ass blow
I let my ass blow
I fart when I eat
Fart when I sleep
Fart when I laugh
Fart when I weep
I even fart when I masturbate
Letting go of gas feels great
I am always DT
I am always DT
I am always DTF
When I gotta fart, I do not hold it in
Keepin' this sexy ass quiet would be a sin
I've got a musical ass; it hits all the right notes
And your nose may not get offended
As my gas floats
I am a vegan—my farts are made from plants
If ya hear my butt toot
You may want to dance
Corpse-free farts are the best; let's celebrate life
Let's be compassionate and not give animals strife
I am always DTF:
Down to flatulate
I am always DTF:
Down to flatulate
I fart in the morning, fart in the night
Passing gas through my ass is a delight
I am always DTF:
Down to flatulate
Sometimes I'm too busy to make art, but I will never be too busy to fart
I enjoy hearing what my ass has to say
A great big fart can make my day
I fart when I walk
Fart when I talk
Fart when I sit
Fart when I shit
Farting is something I appreciate
Letting go of gas feels great
I am always DT
I am always DT
I am always DTF
When I gotta fart, ya do not need to run
My farts are made from earth, water, and sun
I won't go so far as to say my farts smell like flowers
But I say with confidence
That plant foods are what powers me
On animal products I do not dine
Fruits and veggies keep my body feeling more than fine
For the animals, I hope you will go vegan too
It will improve the smell of your farts and poo