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Veganwrap Lyrics

The only way to go forward
Is to go vegan
This is for the compassionate vegans of the world

Three
Two
One
Go, mothafuckas!

I'm a tofu licker, a chickpea shitter
I fry kidney beans and smear them on my jeans
I go to McDonald's and I spread hateful words, then I run away in fear like a vegan deer

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Oh yeah
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Oh yeah
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Oh yeah
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Oh yeah

The meat man's coming every night in my dreams
Hacking at the cows, making them all scream
The meat man's coming every night in my dreams
Hacking at the mouse and the famous red grouse

Mmm
Oh yeah
Mmm
Oh yeah
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Oh yeah
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Oh yeah

I don't like silk, wool, or leather
And I don't like pelts, 'cause they torture them forever
And I don't drink milk, and I don't float eggs in my tummy
'Cause it's really not funny

Mmm
Oh yeah
Mmm
Oh yeah
Mmm
Oh yeah
Mmm
Oh yeah

The meat man's coming every night in my dreams
Hacking at the cows, making them all scream
The meat man's coming every night in my dreams
Hacking at the mouse and the famous red grouse

Mmm
Oh yeah
Mmm
Oh yeah
Mmm
Oh yeah
Mmm
Oh yeah

I got two rabbits, and I sit in their cage
Nicking all their food, nicking all their hays
And I don't do dairy, 'cause it's really very scary
Where d'ya think it comes from, the dairy fucking fairy?

Mmm
Oh yeah
Mmm
Oh yeah
Mmm
Oh yeah
Mmm
Oh yeah

The meat man's coming every night in my dreams
Hacking at the cows, making them all scream
The meat man's coming every night in my dreams
Hacking at the mouse and the famous red grouse

Mmm
Oh yeah
Mmm
Oh yeah
Mmm
Oh yeah
Mmm
Oh yeah

Eat meat, you got to eat meat
You can't live without it, you got to eat meat
Eat meat, you got to eat meat
You can't live without it, you got to eat meat
'Cause the government wouldn't lie to ya
'Cause the government wouldn't lie to ya
'Cause the government wouldn't lie to ya
To make a shitload of money
'Cause the government wouldn't lie to ya
'Cause the government wouldn't lie to ya
'Cause the government wouldn't lie to ya
To make a shitload of money
Legalized murder
Legalized murder
Legalized murder
Legalized murder
V-E-G-A-N
V-E-G-A-N
V-E-G-A-N
Go vegan, motherfucker
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