My Brain Is My Sexiest Body Part

My face is a 4, my ass is an 8
According to you, that's how I rate
My facial features may nauseate
But my ass makes ya want to masturbate
I may be ugly, but ya like my butt
Perhaps you wanna treat me like your little slut
My face may make your camera break, but my ass is hotter than a hotcake
My smile may make your stomach queasy, but my ass knows how to get sleazy
My head ain't easy on your eyes
But a masterpiece sits at the top of my thighs
My face makes ya wanna turn off the lights
But my booty looks bangin' in a pair of tights
My mouth spits lyrics that may be corny, but my ass
Makes ya horny
According to some people on the Internet
My face will never get any pussies wet
My smile will not make penises hard
My face is less chiseled than a piece of lard
But apparently, I've got a fine ass
It'll blow you a kiss when it passes gas
When I shake my butt, your knees get weak
Your tongue gets tied—you can barely speak
I don't care how ya rate my looks
I'm too busy reading books
My brain is my sexiest body part
It's a work of art
My face is a 4, my ass is an 8
According to you, that's how I rate
My face is homely
But I don't mind
You can't take your eyes off my behind
My face is plain
But I don't care
You wish you were a pair of my underwear
My facial expressions make you cringe
My hot ass could make your fingers singe
You can say what ya want about me
I can laugh at myself, as you can see.
I don't care how ya rate my ass and face
I'm too busy makin' the world a better place
I get my vegan ass out on the street
Teachin' people to not eat dairy or meat
My face may not be pretty
But I do activism all around the city
According to some people on the Internet
My face will never get any pussies wet
My smile will not make penises hard
My face is less chiseled than a piece of lard
But apparently, I've got a fine ass
It'll blow you a kiss when it passes gas
When I shake my butt, your knees get weak
Your tongue gets tied—you can barely speak
I don't care how ya rate my looks
I'm too busy reading books
My brain is my sexiest body part
It's a work of art
Rate my appearance, I don't mind
As long as you are always kind to your fellow animals everywhere
Don't be apathetic—care
Rate my appearance, I don't mind
As long as you are always kind to your fellow animals everywhere
Don't be apathetic—care