Hotness Scale

How hot am I?
Who gives a fuck?
How hot am I?
Who gives a fuck?
How hot am I?
Who gives a fuck?
On a hotness scale, I may not be an 8
But if we go on a date, I will try not to be late
On a hotness scale, I may not be a 7
By the way, I'm an atheist—I don't believe in heaven
On a hotness scale, I may not be a 6
But there's no part of your body that I won't give licks
On a hotness scale, maybe I'm a 5
I don't give a fuck, I'm just glad to be alive
On a hotness scale, maybe I'm a 4
I try not to complain if I have to do a chore
On a hotness scale, maybe I'm a 3
I don't care, I'm just glad to be me
On a hotness scale, maybe I'm a 2
By the way, no murdered animals in my stew
I am a vegan, as you can see
Fuck hotness scales, I'm just glad to be me
If people think you are hot, that's lovely
But remember to be compassionate too
It's nice if you have a beautiful head of hair
But don't forget to be kind to animals everywhere
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
On a hotness scale, how do I rate?
I don't give a fuck
On a hotness scale, I may not be an 8
But you can think about me when ya masturbate
On a hotness scale, I may not be a 7
But my music rocks—turn it up to 11
On a hotness scale, I may not be a 6
But at least I don't send unsolicited dick pics
On a hotness scale, maybe I'm a 5
I have a driver's license, but I don't like to drive
On a hotness scale, maybe I'm a 4
Making art and doing activism makes my heart soar
On a hotness scale, maybe I'm a 3
I like to go for hikes and hug a tree
On a hotness scale, maybe I'm a 2
I don't have murdered animals in my poo
I am a vegan, as you can see
Fuck hotness scales, I'm just glad to be me
If people think you are hot, that's lovely
But remember to be compassionate too
It's nice if you have a beautiful head of hair
But don't forget to be kind to animals everywhere
How hot am I?
Who gives a fuck?
How hot am I?
Who gives a fuck?
How hot am I?
Who gives a fuck?