Finest Girl (Bin Laden Song)

Finest girl I ever met in my whole life,
Wanted to take her home, make her my wife.
Knew she was a freak when she started talking.
She said: "Fuck me like we fucked Bin Laden."
Oh whoa. That girl was a freak.
She said she wanted me to fuck her harder than the military fucked Bin Laden.
Fucked Bin Laden.
Fucked Bin Laden.
She wanted to fuck me harder than the US government fucked Bin Laden.
Uh,
She was a freaky kind of girl,
Kept up with current events from all around the world.
More specifically one event;
That time Osama Bin Laden got shot in the head.
She said: "Do me like that."
But I couldn't track the metaphor.
That said I can see you horny like a stegasaur,
That said again your request is so irregular.
She put on a beard, I started looking at the exit door.
Then a turban, then a tunic.
She said: "Invade my cave with your special unit."
I said: "He wasn't in a cave", but there was no stopping.
She demanded that I fuck her like we fucked Bin Laden.
Fucked Bin Laden.
Fucked Bin Laden.
She wanted to fuck me harder than the US government fucked Bin Laden.
This girl requested intercourse to bring her to climax,
With the clinical efficiency of the assassination of Bin Laden.
You're harboring a fugitive. (That ass!)
And my justice will be punitive. (I'mma smash!)
Night-vision, they can see us through my go-pro.
She tried to negotiate, I said that's a no-no.
Now I'm creeping in her bed room like go-go.
She tells me to go low then looks down and says I gotta terrorize that pussy, gotta terrorize that pussy.
So I did it, improvise some crazy shit,
Seal Team 69 sexecuting the hit.
She said: "You've finished me off, now throw my body in the ocean."
I yell "Geronimo" and took some pictures for posting.
The President called, he said: "Congratulations Connor."
I said: "Mr. President to what do I owe this honor?"
He said: "Come give me the deets in the White House Garden,
I gots to know how you fucked her like we fucked Bin Laden."
Fucked Bin Laden.
Fucked Bin Laden.
I still can't say that I see the appeal but she wanted me to fuck her like we fucked Bin Laden.
Ohh this girl insisted that that the way we did it was merciless and exact just like the now world famous attack that fucked Osama Bin Laden.