Mama, I'm a Vegan!

I visited my mama the other day, and she offered me some beef
I smiled at my mama
And shook my head
This is what I said:
"No thanks, Mama, I'm a vegan
Animals are friends, not food
No thanks, Mama, I'm a vegan
Animals are friends, not food"
She looked at me for a second or two, then she offered me some chicken
I smiled at my mama
And shook my head
This is what I said:
"No thanks, Mama, I'm a vegan
Animals are friends, not food
No thanks, Mama, I'm a vegan
Animals are friends, not food"
She looked at me for a second or two, then she offered me some fish
I smiled at my mama
And shook my head
This is what I said:
"No thanks, Mama, I'm a vegan
Animals are friends, not food
No thanks, Mama, I'm a vegan
Animals are friends, not food"
She looked at me for a second or two, then she offered me some fruit
I smiled at my mama
And nodded my head
This is what I said:
"That's right, Mama, fruit is vegan
Thank you for this fruit
That's right, Mama, fruit is vegan
Thank you for this fruit"
My mama and I ate all the fruit, and we talked about veganism
Later that day
My daddy came home, and my mama said to him:
"Guess what, honey, I'm goin' vegan
Animals are friends, not food
Guess what, honey, I'm goin' vegan
Animals are friends, not food
Guess what, honey, I'm goin' vegan
Animals are friends, not food
Guess what, honey, I'm goin' vegan
Animals are friends, not food"
Yeah, yeah
Go vegan!