When You Eat Animals You're Being a Fucking Asshole

Vegans are kind; we respect all life
Usually, I'm a nice person too
I smile very wide
And ask you about your day
And hug you if you're feeling blue
But have you ever wondered
What I've got on my mind when I see you eating
My animal friends?
My thoughts may vary
Depending on my mood
Today I'm feeling just a bit pissed off
When you eat animals, you're bein' a fuckin' asshole
Just tellin' it like it is
I'm just tellin' it like it is
When you eat dairy, you're bein' a fuckin' asshole
Just tellin' it like it is
I'm just tellin' it like it is
When you eat eggs
You're being a fuckin' asshole
Just tellin' it like it is
I'm just tellin' it like it is
When you exploit animals, you're being a fuckin' asshole
Just tellin' it like it is
I'm just tellin' it like it is
I ate meat, eggs, and dairy
'Til I was twenty-seven
Yes, I used to act
Like a fuckin' asshole too
The fact is, I was brainwashed by carnism
To believe animal products are good for you
But now I know different
Because I read books
I know animals are friends, not food
So read a vegan leaflet
Like you know you should
Until then, allow me to express my mood:
When you eat animals, you're bein' a fuckin' asshole
Just tellin' it like it is
I'm just tellin' it like it is
When you eat dairy, you're being a fuckin' asshole
Just tellin' it like it is
I'm just tellin' it like it is
When you eat eggs
You're being a fuckin' asshole
Just tellin' it like it is
I'm just tellin' it like it is
When you exploit animals, you're being a fuckin' asshole
Just tellin' it like it is
I'm just tellin' it like it is
If you wanna drink milk, I got somethin' you can drink
I just ate asparagus
So my piss may stink
If you want to eat a chicken's periods
Eat your own damn periods
Or your semen
If you want to eat meat, cut a piece off yourself
Put your privates in a pickle jar and keep it on a shelf
If you want to hurt animals, come get me
I'm a skinny mothafucka, but I'll kick ya in the knee
When you eat animals, you're being a fuckin' asshole
Just tellin' it like it is
I'm just tellin' it like it is
When you eat dairy, you're being a fuckin' asshole
Just tellin' it like it is
I'm just tellin' it like it is
When you eat eggs
You're being a fuckin' asshole
Just tellin' it like it is
I'm just tellin' it like it is
When you exploit animals, you're being a fuckin' asshole
Just tellin' it like it is
I'm just tellin' it like it is