I Only Sodomize Vegans

If a woman walks by
With a round behind
I can't not look
I'm addicted to ass
Oh yeah, oh yeah
I'm addicted to ass
However, you should know
There's a big difference
Between looking at an ass
And fucking an ass
I will look at the ass of a carnist
But I will not fuck the ass of a carnist
If ya want me to fuck you in the ass
You've got to be a vegan
I repeat:
If ya want me to fuck you in the ass
You've got to be a vegan
If you've got dead animals in your shit
Then you and I are not going to do it
You've got to be kind to animals
If ya want me to screw you in the pooper
I only sodomize vegans
I only commit buggery with vegans
I only sodomize vegans
I only commit buggery with vegans
I will not lick your ass if you eat meat
But if you are a vegan, you are in for a treat:
I will lick your vegan ass until my tongue turns green
Then I'll fuck you like a sexy vegan love machine
I only sodomize vegans
I only commit buggery with vegans
I only sodomize vegans
I only commit buggery with vegans
If you've got fruits and veggies in your shit
Then maybe one day you and I will do it
If you've got beans and whole grains in your shit
Then maybe one day you and I will do it
If you've got nuts and seeds
In your shit
Then maybe one day you and I will do it
If your shit is vegan shit
Then maybe one day you and I will do it
I only sodomize vegans
I only commit buggery with vegans
I only sodomize vegans
I only commit buggery with vegans
I only sodomize vegans
I only commit buggery with vegans
I only sodomize vegans
I only commit buggery with vegans
Oh yeah