I'd Like a Vegan Woman

I'm tired of always
Having sex all alone
I'd like to have sex
With a partner sometime
I'd like a vegan woman
To talk to and have sex with sometimes
I'd like a vegan woman
To talk to and have sex with sometimes
The "sex" part is important
But the "talking" part is even more important
I want a woman who will tell me
About her day
I want a woman who has interesting things to say
I want more than just a woman's genitals
I want a human being
Who likes to help animals
I'd like a vegan woman
To talk to and have sex with sometimes
I'd like a vegan woman
To talk to and have sex with sometimes
I want a woman
Who knows right from wrong
I want a woman who will spank me if I sing a naughty song
Want a woman who will hug me every once in a while
I want a woman with some morals and a friendly smile
I'd like a vegan woman
To talk to and have sex with sometimes
I'd like a vegan woman
To talk to and have sex with sometimes
My vegan lady doesn't need to know
How to cook or clean
I can feed myself
And clean up my mess
But it would be awesome if she were into activism
Vegan superheroes make me horny
I must confess
I'd like a vegan woman
To talk to and have sex with sometimes
I'd like a vegan woman
To talk to and have sex with sometimes
I'd like a vegan woman
To talk to and have sex with sometimes
I'd like a vegan woman
To talk to and have sex with sometimes
I'd like a vegan woman
To talk to and have sex with sometimes
I'd like a vegan woman
To talk to and have sex with sometimes