John Sakars

Tofu Makes Me Extra Firm

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Tofu Makes Me Extra Firm Lyrics

Mmm
Mmm
Tofu makes me extra firm
And this the ladies will confirm
When boys eat from fruits and veggies
Something happens to their abilities
Tofu makes me extra firm
Where it counts
When it counts
It increases
My capabilities
Where it counts
When it counts
It increases
My fertility
Adds to my agility
Where it counts
When it counts
Try it, and you will see
Vegan food will make you extra firm
Where it counts
When it counts
And it will make the ladies squirm
Where it counts
When it counts
Mmm
Mmm

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eamon On Apr 13, 2016

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2016-04-13 01:33:28

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