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I Pedal My Vegan Ass

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I Pedal My Vegan Ass Lyrics

Hey, everybody
Ya wanna see how I get around town?
Let me show you how I roll

How do I get to the grocery store?
I pedal my vegan ass
I pedal my vegan ass
How do I get to the library?
I pedal my vegan ass
I pedal my vegan ass
How do I get to the liquor store?
I don't go to the liquor store
I'm straightedge
How do I get to my place of work?
I pedal my vegan ass
I pedal my vegan ass

I eat fruit
Then I pedal
I eat veggies
Then I pedal
I eat fruit
Then I pedal
I eat veggies
Then I pedal
I eat fruit
Then I pedal
I eat veggies
Then I pedal
I eat fruit
Then I pedal
I eat veggies
Then I pedal

How do I get to the health food store?
I pedal my vegan ass
I pedal my vegan ass
How do I get to the park to play?
I pedal my vegan ass
I pedal my vegan ass
How do I get to my drug dealer?
I don't have a drug dealer
I told you
I'm straightedge
How do I get to my mother's house?
I pedal my vegan ass
I pedal my vegan ass

I eat fruit
Then I pedal
I eat veggies
Then I pedal
I eat fruit
Then I pedal
I eat veggies
Then I pedal
I eat fruit
Then I pedal
I eat veggies
Then I pedal
I eat fruit
Then I pedal
I eat veggies
Then I pedal

I don't need no gasoline
I'm a lean, mean vegan pedaling machine
I don't need no gasoline
I'm a lean, mean vegan pedaling machine
I don't need no gasoline
I'm a lean, mean vegan pedaling machine
I don't need no gasoline
I'm a lean, mean vegan pedaling machine
Yeah

Pedal, pedal, pedal, pedal, pedal, pedal, pedal
Pedal, pedal, pedal, pedal, pedal, pedal, pedal
Pedal, pedal, pedal, pedal, pedal, pedal, pedal!
I'm vegan as fuck!

Submitted by

eamon On Apr 09, 2016

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Hey, everybody
Ya wanna see how I get around town?
Let me show you how I roll

How do I get to the grocery store?
I pedal my vegan ass
I pedal my vegan ass
How do I get to the library?
I pedal my vegan ass
I pedal my vegan ass
How do I get to the liquor store?
I don't go to the liquor store
I'm straightedge
How do I get to my place of work?
I pedal my vegan ass
I pedal my vegan ass

I eat fruit
Then I pedal
I eat veggies
Then I pedal
I eat fruit
Then I pedal
I eat veggies
Then I pedal
I eat fruit
Then I pedal
I eat veggies
Then I pedal
I eat fruit
Then I pedal
I eat veggies
Then I pedal

How do I get to the health food store?
I pedal my vegan ass
I pedal my vegan ass
How do I get to the park to play?
I pedal my vegan ass
I pedal my vegan ass
How do I get to my drug dealer?
I don't have a drug dealer
I told you
I'm straightedge
How do I get to my mother's house?
I pedal my vegan ass
I pedal my vegan ass

I eat fruit
Then I pedal
I eat veggies
Then I pedal
I eat fruit
Then I pedal
I eat veggies
Then I pedal
I eat fruit
Then I pedal
I eat veggies
Then I pedal
I eat fruit
Then I pedal
I eat veggies
Then I pedal

I don't need no gasoline
I'm a lean, mean vegan pedaling machine
I don't need no gasoline
I'm a lean, mean vegan pedaling machine
I don't need no gasoline
I'm a lean, mean vegan pedaling machine
I don't need no gasoline
I'm a lean, mean vegan pedaling machine
Yeah

Pedal, pedal, pedal, pedal, pedal, pedal, pedal
Pedal, pedal, pedal, pedal, pedal, pedal, pedal
Pedal, pedal, pedal, pedal, pedal, pedal, pedal!
I'm vegan as fuck!

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Eamon

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2016-04-09 06:32:48

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