Divorce Your Carnist Husband [2016 version]

Divorce your carnist husband and get together with me
I know it's sad when your husband eats animals
Let's run away and hug a tree
We'll eat delicious vegan food
Make love on the beach by the sea
Do some animal-rights activism as well
So that one day animals'll be free
Are ya tired of watching your husband eat animals?
Are ya tired of fondling an animal exploiter's genitals?
Are ya tired of smelling corpses on your husband's breath?
Are ya tired of swallowing semen that tastes like death?
Then
Divorce your carnist husband and get together with me
I know it's sad when your husband eats animals
Let's run away and hug a tree
We'll eat delicious vegan food
Make love on the beach by the sea
Do some animal-rights activism as well
So that one day animals'll be free
I know animal cruelty sometimes makes you cry
I hope your husband loves you enough to give veganism a try
Ask him what's more important to him: a steak or his wife?
If he says the steak is more important, tell him to have a nice life
Divorce your carnist husband and get together with me
I know it's sad when your husband eats animals
Let's run away and hug a tree
We'll eat delicious vegan food
Make love on the beach by the sea
Do some animal-rights activism as well
So that one day animals'll be free
Divorce your carnist husband and get together with me
I know it's sad when your husband eats animals
Let's run away and hug a tree
We'll eat delicious vegan food
Make love on the beach by the sea
Do some animal-rights activism as well
So that one day animals'll be free
Go vegan, husbands
Go vegan, everybody
Go vegan