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Kitties Can't Wear Condoms

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Kitties Can't Wear Condoms Lyrics

Dogs and cats are animals
Animals like to fuck
That's why ya've gotta spay
And neuter
Spay
And neuter

Kitties can't wear condoms
Doggies don't want to pull out
That's why ya've gotta spay
And neuter
Spay
And neuter

The companion-animal population is out of control
That's why ya've gotta spay
And neuter
Spay
And neuter

Abandoned dogs and cats are sitting in cages on death row
That's why ya've gotta spay
And neuter
Spay
And neuter

Dogs and cats are animals
Animals like to fuck
That's why ya gotta spay
And neuter
Spay
And neuter

Kitties can't wear condoms
Doggies don't want to pull out
That's why ya gotta spay
And neuter
Spay
And neuter

Help control the companion-animal population by
Spaying and neutering
Spaying and neutering

Help control the companion-animal population by
Spaying and neutering
Spaying and neutering

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eamon On Mar 14, 2016

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2016-03-14 00:36:17

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