Fiber Rules! Go Vegan!

Yo, mothafucka, what's my name?
What's my name?
Yo, mothafucka, what's my name?
They call me Sir Shitsalot
Because I shit a lot
I eat a lot of fiber; I'm a vegan
I eat fruits, veggies, beans, grains, nuts, and seeds
Plant foods give me the fiber my body needs
Fiber can help ya lower your cholesterol levels
Reduce your risk of colon cancer and help ya lose weight
Fiber can also help ya lower your risk of death from heart disease
And foods that contain fiber taste great:
Beans, oats, rye, prunes, plums, berries, bananas, apples, pears, kiwifruits, tomatoes, broccoli, carrots, sweet potatoes, onions, green beans, cauliflower, zucchini, celery, avocado, flax and hemp seeds
Whole plant foods have fiber
Animal products have no fiber
Fiber increases food volume
Without increasing caloric intake
Fiber speeds the passage of foods through the digestive system
Fiber adds bulk to the stool; fiber rules
What ya don't want to do is eat corpses and excretions from animals
Animal products don't have any fiber, but more importantly
You have no right to exploit animals for anything at all
Meat, eggs, and dairy are cruel, can you see?
You don't want corpses and animal excretions going into your mouth
You don't want corpses and animal excretions coming out of your bum
Go vegan