Compassion Is Hot

I'm so hot I make you sweat
I make your pussy get very wet
I'm not perfect—you can find a defect
But I make your penis
Erect
You may wonder how I got so hot
I'm certainly not very pretty
I am hot because I'm vegan
I don't consume secretions from a cow's titty
Vegans are hot
Baby, vegans are hot
Compassion is hot
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Vegans are hot
Kindness is very sexy, baby
Kindness is fucking great
I respect my fellow animals
I've got no time for any hate
You may have heard somebody say
"Peace begins on your plate"
That shit is fuckin' true, my friends
Go vegan—it is never too late
Vegans are hot
Baby, vegans are hot
Compassion is hot
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Vegans are hot
Even if you're not ready to go vegan yet
You'll love eating vegan dishes, I bet
Anything can be veganized
You may be very surprised
Sometimes you'll be eating, and you'll say
"What the fuck? This is vegan? It's delicious!"
Of course it's delicious and nutritious
Vegan is the real deal, not fictitious
Vegans are hot
Baby, vegans are hot
Compassion is hot