Six Days a Week

Vegans don't always fuck all night long
Only six days a week
Yeah, vegans don't always fuck all night long
Only six days a week
Every week, we take one day off to recuperate from all our suckin' and fuckin'
Yeah, vegans don't always fuck all night long
Only six days a week
Yeah, vegans don't always fuck all night long
Only six days a week
Every week, we take one day off to recuperate from all our suckin' and fuckin'
Vegans don't always fuck all night long
Only six days a week
There's one more thing you should know about vegans
Actually, you probably already know:
Vegans do not eat animals, 'cause eating animals is cruel
Eating animals is fuckin' stupid
Vegans don't eat animals
No, we don't
Also, vegans are kind to each other
We fuck each other very well, and we've got a lot of energy from eating plant foods
Plant foods give us lots of energy
For doin' stuff like animal-rights activism
And stuff like fuckin'
Yeah
Vegans don't always fuck all night long
Only six days a week
Yeah, vegans don't always fuck all night long
Only six days a week
Every week, we take one day off to recuperate from all our fuckin' and suckin'
Yeah, vegans don't always fuck all night long
Only six days a week
Yeah, vegans don't always fuck all night long
Only six days a week
Every week, we take one day off to recuperate from all our suckin' and fuckin'
Yeah, vegans don't always fuck all night long
Only six days a week
Vegans are kind to animals, 'cause it's important to be kind to animals
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Please go vegan, everybody—it's wrong to eat animals
It's fuckin' stupid to eat animals
Ya wanna go vegan—it's nice to the animals
Plus you'll have lots of energy from eating whole plant foods
You'll get lots of vitamins and minerals
For doing important things like activism and important things like fuckin'
Fuckin'
Fuckin'
Yeah!
Vegans don't always fuck all night long
Only six days a week
Yeah, vegans don't always fuck all night long
Only six days a week
Every week, we take one day off to recuperate from all our suckin' and fuckin'
Yeah, vegans don't always fuck all night long
Only six days a week
Yeah, vegans don't always fuck all night long
Only six days a week
Every week, we take one day off to recuperate from all our suckin' and fuckin'
Yeah, vegans don't always fuck all night long
Only six days a week
Go vegan, everybody, yeah
Go vegan, everybody, yeah
Go vegan, everybody, yeah