I Got a Vasectomy

If I have sex with someone
I could get an infection or disease
But one thing that will never happen
Is I'll never help make any babies
I can't get anyone pregnant, because I got a vasectomy
My semen has no sperm in it, because I got a vasectomy
There are seven billion people in the world
That is quite enough
I encourage you to get a vasectomy
Let a doctor operate on your stuff
The procedure only takes twenty minutes
Afterwards, make sure to keep your balls clean
Your balls may bruise a little bit
But that's better than raising a screaming shit machine
I can't get anyone pregnant, because I got a vasectomy
My semen has no sperm in it, because I got a vasectomy
My semen is all juice and no seeds
There are no sperm in my semen
My semen is all juice and no seeds
There are no sperm in my semen
My semen can't get anyone pregnant (No, it can't)
My semen can't get anyone pregnant (No, it can't)
My semen can't get anyone pregnant (No, it can't)
My semen can't get anyone pregnant
I've got nieces and nephews
That's good enough for me
I can play with them anytime I want
And I don't have to clean up poo or pee
I can't afford to raise a child
I'm glad I got
A vasectomy
If you're lookin' for a guy who can get ya pregnant
That guy is certainly not me
I can't get anyone pregnant, because I got a vasectomy
My semen has no sperm in it, because I got a vasectomy
I can't get anyone pregnant, because I got a vasectomy
My semen has no sperm in it, because I got a vasectomy
Yeah