We're All Fucking Weirdos

According to many people
I am a fucking weirdo
Yes, according to many people
I am a fucking weirdo
Are these people right about me?
Am I a fucking weirdo?
Maybe I am, and maybe I'm not
I don't give a shit either way
I don't care 'bout what people think
I don't care 'bout what people think
As far as I know
As far as I know
These people may not even exist
Maybe I'm inside a computer-generated simulation
All by myself
Maybe my brain is inside a jar
Sitting on a shelf
A wise person once said
"Opinions are like assholes:
Everybody has got one
And most of them stink"
If you've told me lately that ya think I'm a weirdo
Thanks for sharing your opinion with me
Your opinion may be stinky
But it doesn't bother me
I don't care 'bout what people think
I don't care 'bout what people think
As far as I know
As far as I know
These people may not even exist
Maybe I'm inside a computer-generated simulation
All by myself
Maybe my brain is inside a jar
Sitting on a shelf
Maybe some of my opinions are stinky
Maybe my opinions smell like a pile of poo
But, my friend, in case you are curious
I will tell you what I think of you:
I think you are a nice person
You are cool and friendly too
I wish for all the best for you
I hope you have a very nice life
Hey, everybody, let's do our best
To get along
With each other
Let's face the facts that all humans are weirdos
We're all
Fucking weirdos