Hoo Ha Henry

(Say, when's a guy start cheating anyway?
Whenever you feel like it, I guess)
She said she saw you up a goat
Like a frigid china cup
Except you're an ugly mutt
Can I spend tomorrow drinking cans with you in bed?
I'll spend tomorrow wishing you were someone else instead
Someone like...
Jimmy
Johnny
Billy
Or Todd
Jerry
Tony
Ricky or Rod
Anyone with heart disease
Anyone with short sleeves
Anyone prepared to tease
A little more than you
Anyone with heart disease
Anyone with short sleeves
Prepared to tease
A little more than you
I made a list of all my Sunday friends
Friends?
What friends?!
He's dead, he's high on meds
He's still in bed
I couldn't eat Ted
Can I spend tomorrow drinking
Can I spend tomorrow thinking?
Can we spend tomorrow
Killing each other instead?
Anyone with heart disease
Anyone with short sleeves
Anyone prepared to tease
A little more than you
Anyone that will undress
Any slimy pet
Any who bores me
A little more than you
Anyone that will confess
To taking off this dress
If you have a little less time
Anyone who bores me
Anyone who whores me
Anyone who wants me
A little less than you