Come On, Let's Talk About Our Feelings

Let's write a dodgy TV show
Caress our fucking egos
(Why not?)
We can talk about feelings
(Come on)
Let's talk about our feelings
Come on, let's talk about our feelings
I don't care if what you say is needless
Say 'soul' a bunch of times and hit play
Say 'love', describe your heart in detail
(What's wrong?)
I met this guy in Texaco
(So what?)
I wish I'd never let him go
(Why not?)
He talked about his feelings
(Come on)
Let's talk about our feelings
I met this guy called Esteban
(Talk about it, talk about it)
Oh, he had a little soul patch
(Talk about it, talk about it)
He told me how he needed me
He had so many feelings
(And then)
We bought this little patch of land
(So then)
We settled by the Rio Grand
(And then)
And then one day he dropped the hint
(My God)
He can't control his feelings
Please accept our sincerest apologies to mum and dad
Please accept our sincerest apologies to mum and dad
Please accept our sincerest apologies
Please accept our sincerest apologies
Please accept our sincerest apologies
Please accept our sincerest apologies
Please accept our sincerest apologies to mum and dad
Please accept our sincerest apologies for someone else
Please accept our sincerest apologies to mum and dad
Please accept our sincerest apologies to mum and dad