If You're Creative, Get Stuffed

Oh yeah
My dad's a builder
His friend's a plumber
They're getting cancer
And you can get stuffed
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
He works like a nigger
For a moderate figure
We're not underprivileged
But you can get stuffed
Yeah yeah yeah get stuffed
If you're creative, well you can get stuffed
If you paint like Picasso, unlearn it
If you've written Ulysses, burn it
If you're Flaubert, why trouble?
I do my best work with a shovel
And you can get stuffed
And you can get stuffed, well all get stuffed
They dig in the soil
Their work involves toil
Sweat on their foreheads
And you can get stuffed
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
My dad's better than your dad
I'm better than you
Your dad's in advertising
And you'll be a gigolo too
You'll be a gigolo too - ooh
If you're creative, well you can get stuffed
If you're an adman, artist, poet or actor
Student, tutor, writer, chiropractor
If you design clothing
Or make a living from posing
If you paint pictures
Run a boutique for bitches
If you deal in antiques
Or anything chic
If your career involves feeling
Instead of hauling and kneeling
Here's the end of the matter
Yeah yeah
Here's the end of the matter
Yeah yeah
Here's the end of the matter
You can get stuffed