Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me

TISM

Everyone else has had more sex than me
ohhh ohhh
Everyone else has had more sex than me
ohhh ohhh

Everyone else has had more sex than me
Does anyone else get that feeling?
Teenagers, naked, couples in threes;
Grandparents swing from the ceiling;

Everyone else has had more sex than me
ohhh ohhh
Everyone else has had more sex than me
ohhh ohhh

Corporate capers and office amour;
Shenanigans outdoor and in
Resist, and then later you find out there's more
Regret in not doing the sin.

All loves have to die - of that there's no help;
My favourite way to end em'
Is the orb-weaver spider's, whose pedipalp
Enters the female pudendum,

Then dies on the spot, his corpse there still stuck,
Left for his rivals to curse it.
He would rather die than not get to fuck:
Personally, I reckon it's worth it

Everyone else has had more sex than me
ohhh ohhh
Does everybody else get that feeling?
ohhh ohhh
Everyone else has had more sex than me
ohhh ohhh
Does everybody else get that feeling?
Whoa ohhhh ohhh ohh

Does Everyone
Does Everyone
Does Everyone
Does Everyone
Does Everyone
Does Everyone
Does Everyone
Does Everyone
Does Everyone
Does Everyone
Does Everyone
Does Everyone
Does Everybody else
Does Everyone
Does Everyone
Does Everyone
Does Everyone

Does Everyone think?


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Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me Lyrics as written by Leroy Kirkland Ash Pournouri

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  • +1
    General Comment

    This song is great- and reminds me of myself, since I'm 19 (closer to 20) and a virgin.

    Yup. But It's cool- the song I think it refering to the recent human infactuation with sex everywhere- teens, viagra, herbal crap- and damn catchy!

    eyetimebombon December 07, 2004   Link
  • +1
    General Comment

    Recent?

    Draxzenon December 09, 2004   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    I agree this is a great song. Kind of 80s-ish, but very good nonetheless. The video with the bunny rabbit is hilarious and yet also sad.

    Zepfreakon December 21, 2004   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    Oh man, that music video is SO cute.

    scawton May 06, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    The video made me cry at the end. Poor bunny. This song explains how I felt during my teenage years.

    metallifoolon June 10, 2005   Link
  • 0
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    I agree. It does sort of have that 80-ish sound to it.

    xangelicxon August 27, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    this band is an actual band? they play shows and everything?

    monticelloon February 17, 2006   Link
  • 0
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    fuck oath they are real. ive been to two live shows and they rocked the socks of me. if you have never seen em live youre only seeing 1/3 of tism. gold gold gold!

    caramelprisoneron June 03, 2006   Link
  • 0
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    I first saw the animated video on Ebaumsworld.com (which I recommend to everyone in earshot). Good stuff. Sometimes, this song just gets stuck in your head.

    Major Valoron August 11, 2006   Link
  • 0
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    u can also see the bunny video here...hilarious!

    albinoblacksheep.com/flash/bunny.php

    Breathe_Meon December 28, 2006   Link

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