Nobody Can Not Look at a Naked Vegan

All I gotta do is take off my shirt
And people look
All I gotta do is take off my pants, and people look
Nobody can not look at a naked vegan
Nobody can not look at a naked vegan
I am compassionate
And I'm naked
You can't take your eyes off me
You can try to not look
At my sexy vegan body, but you'll fail
Miserably
Nobody can not look at a naked vegan
Nobody can not look at a naked vegan
Vegans are compassionate
That is hot
We don't eat meat, eggs, or dairy
I'd rather eat snot
We have no right to use animals for anything
Not for food, clothing, entertainment, or experiments
That's right
Uh-huh
Go vegan, because it is the right thing to do
Go vegan, because you wouldn't like it if
Someone ate you
Be compassionate
Be healthy
Be sexy
Be compassionate
Be healthy
Be sexy
All I gotta do is take off my shirt
And people look
All I gotta do is take off my pants, and people look
Nobody can not look at a naked vegan
Nobody can not look at a naked vegan
I am compassionate
And I'm naked
You can't take your eyes off me
You can try to not look
At my naked vegan body, but you'll fail
Miserably
Nobody can not look at a naked vegan
Nobody can not look at a naked vegan
Vegans are compassionate
That is hot
We don't eat meat, eggs, or dairy
We'd rather eat snot
Oh yeah
Go vegan, everybody!