You Can't Make Fun of Veganism

Calling someone a faggot just because they don't eat animals
Is like calling someone a faggot just because they don't kick puppies
Calling someone a weirdo just because they don't eat animals
Is like calling someone a weirdo just because they don't beat children
You can't make fun of veganism—there's nothing to make fun of
Veganism is awesome all around
Veganism is about being kind
Being kind is wonderful
Who could argue
Against being kind?
You can't make fun of veganism—veganism is wonderful
You can't make fun of being kind—being kind is great
You can't make fun of veganism—veganism is wonderful
You can't make fun of being kind—being kind rocks
Calling someone a loser just because they don't eat animals
Is like calling someone a loser just because they don't rape people
Calling someone stupid just because they don't eat animals
Is like calling someone stupid just because they don't murder people
You can't make fun of veganism—there's nothing to make fun of
Veganism is awesome all around
Veganism is about being kind
Being kind is wonderful
Who could argue
Against being kind?
You can't make fun of veganism—veganism is wonderful
You can't make fun of being kind—being kind is great
You can't make fun of veganism—veganism is wonderful
You can't make fun of being kind—being kind rocks
We have no right to use animals for food, clothing, entertainment, or experiments
We have no right to use animals for anything at all
You are going to love being vegan, my friends
Veganism is the moral baseline
Be vegan, my friends
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