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Divorce Your Carnist Husband

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Are ya tired of watching your husband eat animals?
Are ya tired of fondling an animal exploiter's genitals?
Are ya tired of smelling corpses on your husband's breath?
Are ya tired of swallowing semen that tastes like death?
Then

Divorce your carnist husband
And get together with me
I know it's sad when your husband eats animals
I can make you so happy
We'll eat delicious vegan food
We'll drink green smoothies and sip green tea
We'll do some animal-rights activism as well
So that one day animals will be free

I know animal cruelty sometimes makes you cry
I hope your husband loves you enough to give veganism a try
Ask him what's more important to him: a steak or his wife?
If he says the steak is more important, tell him to have a nice life

Divorce your carnist husband
And get together with me
I know it's sad when your husband eats animals
I can make you so happy
We'll eat delicious vegan food
We'll drink green smoothies and sip green tea
We'll do some animal-rights activism as well
So that one day animals will be free

Go vegan, husbands

Submitted by

eamon On Sep 11, 2015

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Are ya tired of watching your husband eat animals?
Are ya tired of fondling an animal exploiter's genitals?
Are ya tired of smelling corpses on your husband's breath?
Are ya tired of swallowing semen that tastes like death?
Then

Divorce your carnist husband
And get together with me
I know it's sad when your husband eats animals
I can make you so happy
We'll eat delicious vegan food
We'll drink green smoothies and sip green tea
We'll do some animal-rights activism as well
So that one day animals will be free

I know animal cruelty sometimes makes you cry
I hope your husband loves you enough to give veganism a try
Ask him what's more important to him: a steak or his wife?
If he says the steak is more important, tell him to have a nice life

Divorce your carnist husband
And get together with me
I know it's sad when your husband eats animals
I can make you so happy
We'll eat delicious vegan food
We'll drink green smoothies and sip green tea
We'll do some animal-rights activism as well
So that one day animals will be free

Go vegan, husbands

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Eamon

2016-03-20 21:39:16

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2015-09-11 11:28:22

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