Leave a Muthafuckin' Tip for the Room Attendant

Room attendants get paid very little money
Leave a mothafuckin' tip for the room attendant
Cleaning hotel rooms is a hard job
Leave a mothafuckin' tip for the room attendant
No dust on the furniture?
Leave a fuckin' tip
No crumbs on the carpet?
Leave a fuckin' tip
No garbage under the bed?
Leave a fuckin' tip
No spots on the mirrors?
Leave a fuckin' tip
If you can afford to stay in a hotel room
Then you can afford to leave a fuckin' tip
If you can afford to stay in a hotel room
Then you can afford a fuckin' tip
Surviving in this world can be very expensive
Leave a mothafuckin' tip for the room attendant
Room attendants need to eat and pay their bills
Leave a mothafuckin' tip for the room attendant
No soap scum in the bathtub?
Leave a fuckin' tip
No shit particles on the toilet?
Leave a fuckin' tip
No pubic hairs on the floor?
Leave a fuckin' tip
No bloodstains on the sheets?
Leave a fuckin' tip
If you can afford to stay in a hotel room
Then you can afford to leave a fuckin' tip
If you can afford to stay in a hotel room
Then you can afford a fuckin' tip
Leave a tip
Leave a tip
Leave a mothafuckin' tip
Leave a tip
Leave a tip
Leave a mothafuckin' tip, all right?