Uncool as Me

I'm quite the sped I never shred
Not cool (not cool)
But my bros all call me itch (with the silent B)
But that spells bitch! (fits you perfectly)
Chaz Bono dick pad word fuck dick
Not cool (not cool)
And I smell like regret and tequila (What's the even mean?)
I have no idea (you're living the dream)
Hey you
You dance like those assholes I see
In old Molly Ringwald movies
I think you're as uncool as me
Hey you
You dance like those assholes I see
In old Molly Ringwald movies
I think you're as uncool as me
And I dance
They don't think you're all that cool
They like you for your stepdad's pool
They don't think you're all that cool
But your vampire fiction rules
I'm such a tit
I say dumb shit not cool (not cool)
And my friends think I all like men (that's because you do)
Don't even listen to them! (No-one's judging you)
John Goodman gut slow kid haircut
Not cool (not cool)
Do you like renaissance fairs? (Where'd you get that scarf?)
Tis what thy Lord doth wear! (I'll be in the car)
Hey you
You dance like those assholes I see
In old Molly Ringwald movies
I think you're as uncool as me
Hey you
You dance like those assholes I see
In old Molly Ringwald movies
I think you're as uncool as me
And I dance
They don't think you're all that cool
They like you for your stepdad's pool
They don't think you're all that cool
But your vampire fiction rules
Dancing
With myself
In the dark
On the ceiling
Dancing (oh, oh oh, oh oh oh)
With myself (oh, oh oh, oh oh oh)
In the dark (oh, oh oh, oh oh oh)
On the ceiling (oh, oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh)
And I dance
They don't think you're all that cool
They like you for your stepdad's pool
They don't think you're all that cool
But your vampire fiction rules
Let's all go to civil war re-enactments
Throw some back and yell "too soon" at them
Let's all go to civil war re-enactments
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