Vegans Are (Very) Hot

Yo
Ya wanna touch something hot?
Mmm, I got your heat, baby
Yeah
I'm so hot I make molten lava jealous
I know you want to kiss me, but don't be overzealous
If you touch my hot body, you might burn your epidermis
My sexual fluids could melt your thermos
My member is on fire like a burning ember
It could heat your whole house for the month of December
I'm hot all over just like the sun
My sex appeal weighs a metric ton
If you stare too long, you will start to sweat
Your penis will get hard, your pussy will get wet
You'll thank the universe for giving you eyes
When I walk into a room, I hear a chorus of sighs
If you grab my ass, wear an oven mitten
If you feel my heat, you will be smitten
If we make love, you may pass out
From pleasure overload, no doubt
By now you must wondering how I got so hot
So hot I've got lava in my snot
So hot my eyes smolder
So hot I can't give anyone a cold shoulder
The answer is that I'm vegan, my friends
Compassion is something that I extend
To every single creature everywhere
I'd rather eat a pear than eat a hare
Hurting animals is not a sexy thing to do
If you ain't vegan, we won't screw
Even if my balls turn blue
If you eat animals, we're not gonna date
Even if you roll up to me naked on a roller skate
Go vegan for yourself, the planet, and the animals
And maybe one day I will let you touch my genitals
Maybe one day you can taste my vegan penis juice
But my crotch is closed for business if you harm a goose
Vegans are hot
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Steaming-hot, baby
Here's some food for thought:
Wanna taste my juice? Don't harm a moose
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Smoking-hot, baby
Here's some food for thought:
Wanna give me a lick? Don't harm a chick
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Flaming-hot, baby
Here's some food for thought:
Wanna give me a hug? Don't harm a bug
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Blazing-hot, baby
Here's some food for thought:
Wanna fuck? Don't harm a duck
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Hurting animals is not a sexy thing to do
If you ain't vegan, we won't screw
Even if my balls turn blue
If you eat animals, we're not gonna date
Even if you roll up to me naked on a roller skate
Go vegan for yourself, the planet, and the animals
And maybe one day I will let you touch my genitals
Maybe one day you can taste my vegan penis juice
But my crotch is closed for business if you harm a goose