I'm Done with Sex

I don't wanna get an STI, so I'm just gonna fuck the sky
I don't wanna get HIV, so I'm just gonna fuck a tree
I don't wanna give anybody scars, so I'm just gonna fuck the stars
I don't wanna hurt anyone, so I'm just gonna fuck the sun
I don't want bacterial vaginosis or chlamydia
I don't want genital herpes
Or gonorrhea
I don't want hepatitis B
Or hepatitis C
I don't want human papillomavirus
Or lymphogranuloma venereum
I don't wanna get an STI, so I'm just gonna fuck the sky
I don't wanna get HIV, so I'm just gonna fuck a tree
I don't wanna give anybody scars, so I'm just gonna fuck the stars
I don't wanna hurt anyone, so I'm just gonna fuck the sun
I don't want to get pubic lice
That would not be nice
I don't want to get syphilis
Or trichomoniasis
I got a vasectomy, so I can't help make babies
But if I had sex, I could still get scabies
I don't want a yeast infection
Or any other infections
I think I'll just stick to humping the air
I don't wanna get an STI, so I'm just gonna fuck the sky
I don't wanna get HIV, so I'm just gonna fuck a tree
I don't wanna give anybody scars, so I'm just gonna fuck the stars
I don't wanna hurt anyone, so I'm just gonna fuck the sun
I don't wanna get an STI, so I'm just gonna fuck the sky
I don't wanna get HIV, so I'm just gonna fuck a tree
I don't wanna give anybody scars, so I'm just gonna fuck the stars
I don't wanna hurt anyone, so I'm just gonna fuck the sun