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Viagra (Skit)

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Oh god! Oh god! Ugh..
9-1-1 What's your emergency?
Yes ma'am I got a hard problem, I got a hard problem
Calm down sir, it can't be that hard okay?
No it can't, it can't..It is! My dick has been hard for over eight hours and it just won't, it just won't go down!
Excuse me?
I took one of them Viagras for the first time
Word?
And the first one didn't do anything, so I took another one
Okay
And now my shit harder than titanium in this motherfucker, I've been knocking shit over
Damn I ain't had no dick in 6 months
Why don't them shits come with directions I don't know what to do man help
Hey girl, Lisa!
Hmhm?
Call my shift, forward this call to my cell and confirm his address
I got you
Swear to god I'mma kill Tyrone and them niggas, I ain't never listenin' to them niggas again man, I swear!
Hm
Calm down sir, help is on the way

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mellow_harsher On Aug 04, 2015

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