What's the Verdict

What's the verdict
What's the verdict
At seven years old I was in Catholic school
I was learnin' about the Lord
Sister O'Reilly would the punish the children
To keep from gettin' bored
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What's the verdict
Then she said "God created everyone and everything"
I said "well who created him?"
And as she beat me I promised not to tell
"Damn you to hell for your sins"
You may think that I'm an animal
But don't accuse me of blasphemy
What's the verdict
What's the verdict
What's the verdict
What's the verdict
The Washington wives heard I was comin' to town
They got together with this plan,
They decided
"What we cannot censor, we may as well just ban"
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What's the verdict
They say this year's fashion is the chastity belt
And the combination is my evil words
You may think I'm a sinner and that I'm the problem
I'm the solution, or haven't you heard?
You may think that I'm an animal
But don't accuse me of blasphemy
What's the verdict
What's the verdict
What's the verdict
What's the verdict
You may think that I'm an animal
But don't accuse me of blasphemy
What's the verdict
What's the verdict
What's the verdict
What's the verdict
What's the verdict
What's the verdict
What's the verdict
Don't accuse me of blasphemy
What's the verdict
What's the verdict
What's the verdict
What's the verdict
What's the verdict
What's the verdict