Funkaholic

I got no use for Antabuse, methadone’s no good
There is no AA meeting where my vice is understood
Therapy is not for me, this monkey’s on my back
This thing that’s got me hooked is not your average kind of smack
I will never go cold turkey, it’s the strongest stuff I had
This drug is kind of quirky still my trips are never bad
Always gets me high, it will never miss
I’ll tell you what my poison is
(I am a) Funkaholic
Gotta have that stuff
Funkaholic
I just can’t get enough
Funkaholic
That’s how I get my kicks
Funkaholic
I need to have my fix
Funkaholic
You better boost the bass
Funkaholic
Cause I’m a hopeless case
Funkaholic
This stuff just won’t grow old
Funkaholic
My drug is for the soul
It’s an R&B addiction, when I go downtown
My dealer’s Dr. Funkenstein, his pusher’s Grandpa Brown
Don’t put me up for detox, cause I will never quit
I’ll go down to the nightclub when I need to take a hit
Don’t need an intervention, don’t need no see a shrink
Already gave up smoking and I rarely ever drink
Still I’m as hooked as ever, you can see it in my eyes
I guess it’s time to realize
You want to join me on my trip?
Step right up and have a sip
But don’t be late, you best get hip
Cause it’s “all aboard” the mother ship
I got no use for Antabuse, methadone’s no good
There is no AA meeting where my vice is understood
Therapy is not for me, this monkey’s on my back
This thing that’s got me hooked is not your average kind of smack
I will never go cold turkey, it’s the strongest stuff I had
This drug is kind of quirky still my trips are never bad
Always gets me high, it will never miss
I’ll tell you what my poison is
(I am a) Funkaholic
Gotta have that stuff
Funkaholic
I just can’t get enough
Funkaholic
That’s how I get my kicks
Funkaholic
I need to have my fix
Funkaholic
You better boost the bass
Funkaholic
Cause I’m a funked up case
Funkaholic
This stuff just won’t grow old
Funkaholic
My drug is for the soul