Drunk on a Plane

I took 2 weeks vacation for the honeymoon
A couple tickets, all-inclusive down in Cancun
I couldn't get my money back, so I'm in seat 7A
I'm gettin' drunk on a plane
I bet the feller on the aisle thought I was crazy
Cause I taped your picture to the seatback right beside me
Now I got empty mini bottles fillin' both our trays
I'm gettin' drunk on a plane
Buyin' drinks for everybody but the pilot
It's a party
Got this 737 rockin' like a G6
Stewardess is something sexy
Leanin', pourin' Coke & whiskey
Told her about my condition
Got a little mile high flight attention
It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds
I'm up so high
May never come down
I'll try anything to drown out the pain
They all know why
I'm gettin' drunk on a plane
We had this date marked on the calendar forever
We'd take that new white limo airport ride together
I feel like a plastic groom alone there at the top of the cake
So, hey, I'm gettin' drunk on a plane
Buyin' drinks for everybody but the pilot
It's a party
Got this 737 rockin' like a G6
Stewardess is something sexy
Leanin', pourin' Coke & whiskey
Told her about my condition
Got a little mile high flight attention
It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds
I'm up so high
May never come down
I'll try anything to drown out the pain
They all know why
I'm gettin' drunk on a plane
On my way home, I bumped this seat right up to first class
So I can drink that cheap champagne out of a real glass
And when we land, I'll call her up and tell her "Kiss My Ass"
Cause hey...
I'm drunk on a plane
Buyin' drinks for everybody but the pilot
It's a party
Got this 737 rockin' like a G6
Stewardess is something sexy
Leanin', pourin' Coke & whiskey
Told her about my condition
Got a little mile high flight attention
It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds
I'm up so high
May never come down
I'll try anything to drown out the pain
They all know why I'm gettin' drunk on a plane
I'm gettin' drunk on a plane
I might be passed out
In the baggage claim
But right now, I'm drunk on a plane