Couldn't Get a Date

Well, I couldn’t get a date in high school
Couldn’t get a date before
Couldn’t get a date, can’t get a date, I’m heading back out the door
Couldn’t get a date in college
Couldn’t get a date in sites
Couldn’t get a date, can’t get a date, but that don’t mean I won’t lie
Poor old lonesome me
Said I’m so lonely, can’t you see
Poor old lonesome me
Said I’m so lonely, let me be
Couldn’t get a date in Pittsburgh
Couldn’t get a date in Spain
Couldn’t get a date, can’t get a date
I’m starting back over again
Couldn’t get a date with Mary
Couldn’t get a date with Tess
Couldn’t get a date, can’t get a date
I guess I’m such a mess
Poor old lonesome me
Said I’m so lonely, can’t you see
Poor old lonesome me
Said I’m so lonely, let me be
Well, I couldn’t get a date with Yolanda
Couldn’t get a date with Sue
Couldn’t get a date, wouldn’ta got a date
Couldn’t get a date with you (no way!)
Couldn’t get a date with a hygienist
Couldn’t get a date with a nurse
Couldn’t get a date with a little old lady
I ducked around and took her purse
Poor old lonesome me
Said I’m so lonely, can’t you see
Poor old lonesome me
Said I’m so lonely, let me be
Said I’m so lonely, can’t you see
Said I’m so lonely, let me be