1
Once upon a time a million years ago
I was drinking on a plane
I asked the pilot
“What do all these buttons do?”
He said I don’t know
I don’t fucking know
Then on some stupid beach
I wanted rum and coke
I’d barely only spoke
She said “What goes in that?”
I said I don’t know
Please don’t think I’m being beastly
It’s only just my memory betrays me
Then:
I ended up in jail
Cigarettes for sale
Toiletries and drugs
Tobacco by the plug
Head to toe in blue
And every time a screw
Asked me what I’d done
My reply was one of
I don’t know
I was drinking on a plane
I asked the pilot
“What do all these buttons do?”
He said I don’t know
I don’t fucking know
Then on some stupid beach
I wanted rum and coke
I’d barely only spoke
She said “What goes in that?”
I said I don’t know
Please don’t think I’m being beastly
It’s only just my memory betrays me
Then:
I ended up in jail
Cigarettes for sale
Toiletries and drugs
Tobacco by the plug
Head to toe in blue
And every time a screw
Asked me what I’d done
My reply was one of
I don’t know
Lyrics submitted by toypadlock
Add your thoughts
Log in now to tell us what you think this song means.
Don’t have an account? Create an account with SongMeanings to post comments, submit lyrics, and more. It’s super easy, we promise!