3-Way (The Golden Rule) (feat. Andy Samberg)

Back in that ass . . .
Your mom says hi, JINX!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no
Y-y-yeah, y-y-yeah
Y-y-yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
JAM!
Summertime in the city
And everybody's having sex
You know, I just got a page from a girl
That I met last week at the Payless (Shoe Source . . .)
I also have a cutie to call
Who loves the way I knock on her boots
Well, it's time to mack, let's handle that
In 2 to 6 hours we'll meet back and regroup
So let's shoop!
Roll up to the crib
With some Bartles and James
Hop off the bus
With the Alizé
Now hold up, playa
What you diggity-doin here?
I should diggity-ask you the same! (Then she says . . .)
Hey, boys, I want you both
I hope that you think that's cool (Say word?)
I know most guys won't freak together
But she forgot about the golden rule
Ah-hah-hah
It's okay
When it's in a three-way
It's not gay
When it's in a three-way
With a honey in the middle
There's some leeway
The area's grey
In a one-two-three-way
Normally, I don't get down with dudes
But tonight is a special exception (Great...)
See, you're my best friend
Through thick and thin
Now it's time to make a triple connection (Lights off...)
Here in the dark . . . (Here in the dark . . .)
It's hard to tell . . . (So hard to tell . . .)
Where her body ends . . . (La la . . .)
And my homey's begins . . . (Hoo-wee!)
This rule dates back . . . (The golden rule . . .)
To ancient Greece . . . (Talking about Caesar . . .)
We're two Jack Trippers and a Chrissy
The new Three's Company!
You guys are still here
It's okay
When it's in a three-way
It's not gay
When it's in a three-way
With a honey in the middle
There's some leeway
The area's grey
In a one-two-three-way
Fellas, get ready
To impress a chick
Helicopter dick, go!
Helicopter dick (Uh!)
Helicopter dick (All right!)
To impress a chick
Do the helicopter dick! (Wow . . .)
And all of that was okay
Because it was in a three-way
It's quite clear
When you see the instant replay
"Baby, two is enough"
That's what they'll say
But we'll say, "Hell no"
One-two-three-way
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
The Golden Rule . . .