Her Eyes Are a Blue Million Miles (Captain Beefheart cover)

Hmmmmm...I haven't been drunk since I slept on the sidewalk in front of a club down on Main Street in Seattle. Then I slept on a side street. Then I slept on top of a parking meter. Then I slept in my truck. Then I slept in my neighbor's driveway. Then I slept on my neighbor's driveway. Then I slept in my driveway. Then I slept as my soon-to-be ex dragged me inside the house. Then I slept in my bed. Then I was embarrassed. Hmmmmm...I guess that's not too closeted, so I must have lost my mind. I thought...

Hmmmmm...I haven't been drunk since I slept on the sidewalk in front of a club down on Main Street in Seattle. Then I slept on a side street. Then I slept on top of a parking meter. Then I slept in my truck. Then I slept in my neighbor's driveway. Then I slept on my neighbor's driveway. Then I slept in my driveway. Then I slept as my soon-to-be ex dragged me inside the house. Then I slept in my bed. Then I was embarrassed. Hmmmmm...I guess that's not too closeted, so I must have lost my mind. I thought so. That woman needs to poke a stick in her eyes so her love doesn't show. She reallly is a fruitcake, ya know. Has to be 'cause he has no sense of humor, is a dirty rat much of the time, and long ago went over to the dark side for the cookies.