Carls Theme

The pants that I'm wearing
wick the sweat from my balls
A South Jersey Mook
I'm the cock of the walk.
I don't need no instructions
to know how to ROCK.

More Then a Feeling,
is the world's greatest song.
I crank it all day long,
all over my block.
I don't need no instructions
to know how to ROCK.

Get the fuck out of my pool.

Exit 1-0-9 baby,
that's where the skanks hang out.
They love my shiney dome
and my nasty flip flops.
I don't need no instructions
to know how to ROCK.

I don't need no instructions
to know how to ROCK.

Look here
I been working since I was 8 years old
and I won't eat no more shag ya hear now?

Yeah!