Jenny S.

Her father's name is Mark,
Her mother's is Jan,
She's the cutest thing I've seen since I encountered Miss Pac Man,
She wrestles like the hulkster, No she does not give up,
She thinks that she's a bad ass cuz she now owns the Zoo Cup.
Ohhh, Jennifer Schumow,
Ohhh, Jennifer Schumow,
Eeee, Jeannie Besheemie,
Ohhh..
To me she's vegetable-eating and Jenga-cheating,
You know fucking Singapore is where we're eating,
If you put on a movie, she falls asleep at the first scene,
That's alright, still, because she's my perfect daydream.
And another thing, this I know is true!
The thing that makes her perfect is that she's even a Jew.
All I can say, is that I'm glad that this started,
and that she loves me, though I'm completely retarded.
All I can say, is that I'm glad that this started,
and that she loves me, though I'm completely retarded.
Ohhh, Jennifer Schumow,
Ohhh, Jennifer Schumow,
Ohhh, Jennifer Schumow,
And the people from Germantown High School say,
And the people from Chinatown High School say,
And the people from the Wu Tang Clan say,
And the people from Whitney High School say,
Ohhh, Jennifer Schumow!