Parental Guidance

Well I say, well I say one thing
And then it ends up another
And I can't be bothered
Cause today
Well it could be the first
But then it could be the worst
Cause I heard my parents fucking
I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Bet you don’t know what your parents do
Oh-o-oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Everyone knows that their parents screw oh-o-oh
Yeah
Late one night, woke up to get some water
But I heard my parents trying for another daughter
Didn't think, my Dad could still get it up
But from the noises they were making someone was sure getting fucked
And I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Bet you don’t know what your parents do
Oh-o-oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Everyone knows that their parents screw oh-o-oh
I guess the proper time has come to say “I am very proud of you son”
Yeah, yeah, yeah, what’s wrong with you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, is something new?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Gran likes it too
Yeah, yeah, yeah, when I’m that old I’m gonna do it too
When I was watching the telly
I looked up at dad's shelf and saw some KY jelly
Well the thoughts, well they weren't a lot fun
When you get the funny feeling mummy takes it up the bum
And I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Bet you don’t know what your parents do
Oh-o-oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Everyone knows that their parents screw oh-o-oh
Well I guess, it's cause of them I'm here
But before I go on, I should make one thing clear
How could they, ever put me through this
Cause seeing your parents fucking is worse than drinking piss
And I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Bet you don’t know what your parents do
Oh-o-oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Everyone knows that their parents screw oh-o-oh
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Bet you don’t know what your parents do
Oh-o-oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Everyone knows that their parents screw oh-o-oh
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Bet you don’t know what your parents do
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Everyone knows that their parents screw
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Bet you don’t know what your parents do
Oh-o-oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Everyone knows that their parents screw