The Suckers

stepped outta the bar and into the street
And there she was standin' there
A sexy momma lookin' so petite
With red lips and jet black hair
I said, "I'm lonely tonight
so you're comin' with me. Oh, honey, lucky you!"
She said, "You're kinda short, but you'll have to do
'cause tonight I'm lookin' to screw!"
I found a sucker
Who likes to play
I'll pretend that I love her
Until I go away
I'll stick around and bang
Until the next best thing
I found a sucker
Who'll have my way
We got back to my room
It was dark as a tomb
And I took off all my clothes
She wasn't messin' around
We were goin' to town
As I pulled down her pantyhose
Then she opened her mouth
She was goin' south
Blood rushed to my head
Sexlessly, she was aimin' to please
And I bet she'd be good in bed
I found a sucker
'Cause she likes the meat
You all know a good hummer
Just can't be beat
She sure knows how to blow
She takes it nice and slow
That girl's a sucker
Ain't that a treat
<i>"And it goes like this!"</i>
Na, na, na
Na, na,na
Na, na, na, na, na...
So we're havin' our fun
And she's gettin' it done
And it's feelin' like ecstasy
She says, "Open your eyes.
I got a surprise"
And it happened so suddenly
She lifted up to my chin
And she gave me a grin
When I noticed these little fangs
She stuck 'em in my vein
I couldn't bear the pain
She went and ruined everything
That girl's a sucker!
I couldn't get away
I tried to convince her
I cried to in vain:
"I'm still a human being
You can't do this to me!"
But she's a blood sucker
And I'm her prey
I think
vampires
aren't real, they don't exist
But I'm locked
in her arms
suffering a deadly kiss
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And I'm the sucker now
I'm the sucker now
I'm the sucker now
I'm the sucker now